Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Oh, okay. You look so pretty in your gold foil wrapper...OMNOMNOM!

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Oh, hello there, box of Godiva chocolates that were a birthday gift. I am so *Omnomnom* pleased to see you again. I hope *nom nom* that you weren't feeling *nom* neglected in any way. *nom ICK* And there's the coconut one... That's okay...it just makes the others more precious... *OMNOMNOM*

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... I do not have patience. Training or learning is different, you get constant feedback, albeit incremental. But waiting for Steve to start his job is like being bitten by a hundred fire ants. It's like having nothing to watch but reruns of Barney. It's like having to eat without seasonings...for three weeks straight! Patience may be a virtue, but I've never claimed to be virtuous ;)

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Soft Lady said her back hurt, so I became Timber the Heating Pad/Neck Massager! Also I got to nibble on some hair. Win-win.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Sleep. Hopefully.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Know what's fun? When someone tries to explain how teh gayz are evil because Jesus, and they insist that they know their bible, and you ask them exactly what Jesus said about teh gayz.... And they storm off in a huff because WWJD? Apparently not argue with me. Also, when you tell someone that you've taught your kid to just love people, and the sex and gender are secondary and rather arbitrary societal norms that I hope my kid will never feel compelled to follow? That apparently really pisses people off. Just call me sunshine!

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... A Very Difficult Night. My dear friend came over, and made me (I had been spared until now) listen to what the fox says...And now that song is TRAPPED IN MY BRAIN. But even worse, we started singing "What does the Timber Say?" and Timber LOVED his song and...and...and.... He nibbled the hair of another. Now, we had made no promises, but I am hurt. He kept nibbling and nibbling right in front of me... Apparently the Timber says "nom nom nom nom nom nom" and "hump hump hump hump hump hump hump" That's what the Timber says....