Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... So important things...My birthday is coming up. No party, I know, I know...I just don't have the energy to do a do for eighty plus! But, as always, I love gifts. And the best gift ever is a donation to your local shelter or SPCA. Money and food, but old towels are usually needed, toys, litter, bleach or cleaners, time...give them a call. Mine takes cans, too, so plenty of ways to help. For me, and for the animals. Because you are just that awesome....

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... So you ever have that moment when someone suggests doing something really random and you're like "oh, you don't have to pay for that, I totally used to do that and I still have the stuff!" And it occurs to you that you've had a really really bizarre life filled with the oddest moments? That.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... AH! Forget Python, my headache has been cured by The Reduced Shakespeare Company Complete Works of William Shakespeare, Abridged! My brain doesn't feel like it's exploding from my head, watching this play shrunk it down... Wait...