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Showing posts with label April 17. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April 17. Show all posts
Friday, April 17, 2015
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Read this. This is love. "Whoever saves a life, it is as if he saved an entire world."
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I mean, an actual CRIME? REALLY? Who freaking knew? This is when I get stabby......
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "they always look at me, I want to kill them now, I want to hang them from a tree,” But look, totally not their fault, cause, like, they didn't understand the power of like, social media? and like, their up bring was totes racist so really all their parents fault, I guess?.... Because lynching someone for looking at you--no, lynching a black man for the crime of LOOKING at a white woman has ZERO FUCKING HISTORICAL CONTEXT AT FUCKING ALL and there is no way in HELL they had no knowledge of that, ESPECIALLY if they had a racist upbringing.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... The most important thing about this is that, in Somerset, England, there exists a Scythe Festival. And not JUST a Scythe Festival, a WEST COUNTRY Scythe Festival, implying that there may be OTHER Scythe Festivals in other areas not West Country. Also, apparently, weed whackers are just as crappy in West Country, England, as they are here in the States, and we should all go to Somerset and learn to use a scythe properly. At least that's my take away from the whole business. Agreed?
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Things I learned today, and you can, too, by browsing my timeline: Zebras are capable of TERRORIZING AN ENTIRE COUNTRY. Like, a whole COUNTRY. Not a block or a house, but a whole entire country. Why aren't we weaponizing them? Female chimps make spears, yo, and apparently will cut you if you hoot at them. Also I think all the animals are conspiring to end us, and really can you blame them? Connect Four is a legit means for conflict resolution, and I like it better than rock paper scissor lizard Spock. I think it need to be televised with color commentary and stats. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts are way more healthy for you than like 95% of everything else you eat. Especially kale, which is actually spinach poop. Although when baked apparently they are more acceptable. But then, when baked, everything really is. I still can't get past the bloody Zebras.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... WHAAAT? NYPD have racists among them? I am SHOCKED. And APPALLED. And also anti-immigrant? I just cannot FATHOM. Their policing is SO OBVIOUSLY NOT DEMONSTRATING THESE EXACT THINGS....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... See, this right here? School officials would have bloody stumps and holes where their eyes used to be....because lawsuits and shit? No, doesn't stop the next school and the next school and the next school.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Alligators using tools, seals eating sharks, now chimps making spears... I think they had a conference and decided that humans needed to go already.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I need to move to Belgium. Especially if it's also on a day when I'm trying kale...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Pretty much the ONLY way I'd eat kale. Ave then I'm sure It would still taste like spinach poop.
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