Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... I just ate so much of Maggi 's banana bread that I'm slipping into a carb coma. I didn't cut off a slice like a normal human being. I broke off a hunk. Almost-midnight snack requires no manners!

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... I need your input, oh wise Facebook friends.... At what point does evening food turn from second supper to midnight snack to first breakfast? The Teen says a certain amount of sleep must happen for food to be considered breakfast and/or it must be past 4am. I said if it was the last slice of pizza (cold) or a sandwich that would fall under midnight snack, but a cooked meal is second supper before midnight or first breakfast after midnight. Begin....

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Okay... think maybe I'll go LOOK at the laundry, fold one or two items, feel tired, and join the dog pile on the bed. It's a plan.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Nap, video games, or laundry folding? Why hasn't someone moved in with me to fold laundry and do other part time adulting yet? I PAY IN CHOCOLATE AND BOOZE! Also books. PM resumes. Must be able to fold laundry, put laundry away, throw tennis balls, play tug, willing to share food with dogs. Occasional other part-time adulting as needed.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... So, um...you all share your breakfast with your dogs, right? And they all politely eat off forks like well behaved dogs? That totally isn't weird at all? right? RIGHT?!?!

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Steve, I want the breakfast in bed! Which is useless if I have to get out of the bed to cook it. Yes...I'm going into your kitchen. I'm turning on the stove. I'm using the frying pan things. Yes sir, I am. And you cannot stop me. So there. Pffffffft. I am cooking all the things. Ha. Blame the Teen, he said no. I'll send you a copy of the insurance report....