via Facebook... The gnomes have taken their steel-toed boots and departed, but unfortunately the skull they left behind is now fragile glass, and if I move too fast it will shatter and my brains will fall out and make a mess. It also feels very cold and tingly. My teeth don't go well with glass, so I have this constant sensation of nails on a chalkboard. Or biting into Styrofoam. Dilemma: I see my allergist on Thursday. Do I wait, or just head into urgent care today and beg for mercy? Discuss. Quietly. If you yell my brains will avalanche and end up dripping out my mouth. True fact.
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