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via Facebook... Update from Timber: Yeah, Big Man and I have our bromance happening. I live with cats, I'm a pirate and I does what I wants. #bondedinneuterdom #fixedmeansfabulous #ibitejudgypeople

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via Facebook... Sushi stuffed. Steve and I had a massive picnic in bed, even brought the living room tv in to watch British shows while eating Japanese food with Belgian dogs. In other news the pups now know how to eat from chopsticks.

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via Facebook... Steve is installing my new toilet seat. It comes with a book of direction. And a warning to not use during thunderstorms. #frankensteinass

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via Facebook... "A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it." --Oscar Wilde,

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via Facebook... Ambian night night

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via Facebook... Home! Dogs were greeted, Steve was sniffed, games were played, balls were thrown. He's fast asleep, five minutes away from snoring. The dogs kindly allowed him a sliver of bed :)

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via Facebook... Made it to the airport to pick up Steve just as a migraine was setting in. The last ten minutes was a race, actually. Glad he can drive home...

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via Facebook... Album called Delhi 2 Dublin. Pretty awesome.

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via Facebook... Serena Ryder...listen to her. I'm finding every song something to fall into. Album is Harmony.

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via Facebook... Now I'm full and Timber gave me a bedtime mini-facial and hair treatment (I have video if anyone wants to see) and now I sweepy...

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via Facebook... I was trying to decide now what to nom for middle night tea and I decided that I'm having a day and I should eat all the options and be fat and bloated, especially since, you know, Steve is coming home tomorrow and I'd hate for him to think I've pining or anything. I'm probably going to regret this tomorrow, but what the hell...I'm even going to use the microwave. In the kitchen. Muahaha!

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via Facebook... Canada all the hugs to you today (((((hugs))))) I'm so sorry.

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via Facebook... Karen! I have a momma cat and her kitten that need a home! Belong to a friend, she can't keep them. Momma is 2, baby is about 6 weeks, there is help with fixing and shots... I can deliver :)

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via Facebook... I had plans but all my spoons are in the dishwasher AND I have a cat on me so OBVIOUSLY I can do none of the things.

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via Facebook... Getting my flu jab! #realworries #getyoursnow

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via Facebook... I have a very important question for you while I put on my outside clothes to hunt and gather some food stuffs.... If I have a chore list, and I pay someone to do a chore or two, do I get to check it off and consider it an accomplishment? Like I did three whole thing today so now I can rest accomplished? Discuss among yourselves, I'll be back....

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via Facebook... Another night, another hungry, another no one to feed me....

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via Facebook... So I was outside and I sat down and decided to see what my dear dogs would do if I was injured so I lay back and started groaning and Misha came bounding over to lick my face and sniff me over and stand protectively over me. Timber ran over and dropped a tennis ball into my face. Pirates have their own rules.

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via Facebook... I have stuff I should probably do, like take laundry out the dryer and fold the stuff in the basket and the pile of clothes on the floor of my closet? I'm pretty sure those clothes belong on like hangers and that's where all the stuff I can't find is and if I went through it I could find it AND be able to get into my closet to have room to put away the stuff in the basket if I folded it. I know, If I watch some teevee (I found my remote!) and do the Facebook maybe magic will happen....

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via Facebook... *sigh* I'm too tired to read, don't want to move to the the computer to game, and I can't find the TV remote to watch something. And you, facebook, are boring with all you young kids out doing Friday night things. I might have to either just go to bed or fold my laundry and then go to bed.

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via Facebook... You know when I know it's time to do laundry? When I have to put off taking a shower so I have something clean to wear when I get out, that's how. Now all the things are clean. Mostly because I'm lazy and despite many promises not one of my supposed sister-wives has bothered to show up.

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via Facebook... The Teen has been delivered unto the airport, I'm back home in my bed to go back to my sleep...

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via Facebook... Blind ignorant fear mongering is what made people with AIDS and HIV fucking untouchables in the 80s. I remember that bullshit. So if you don't have something science based and constructive to add to the Ebola conversation shut up. People from Liberia are being denied apartments, people are canceling trips to Africa because they can't tell the difference between countries, it's a bunch of xenophobic racist bullshit and I'm not having it. So stop it. Now. You want something to be afraid of? Go get your flu shot. Wash your hands. Make sure your boosters are up-to-date. And don't pay with strange poop.

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via Facebook... The Teen: *sneezes* Me: "You have the Ebola!" The Teen: "I'm not shitting myself so I'm safe." #parentingwin #safetyfirst #themoreyouknow

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via Facebook... Annnnd.... Now to begin the process of the putting away of all the things. And making room for the extra things. Ashley...I left the Happy Hippos at your house! And the blue glittery owl!

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via Facebook... I am so exhausted that my attempt to stay awake until I can go to sleep is not working and I may fall asleep before I can fall asleep.which may result in me waking up when I'm asleep.

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via Facebook... Home. Covered In happy dog

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via Facebook... Homeward bound at too early

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via Facebook... Very late breakfast, getting my Clockwork Orange on

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via Facebook... Taste of home

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via Facebook... Drag show

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via Facebook... Bruch with a build your own mimosa bar

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via Facebook... So there is such a thing as red velvet chocolate. You are welcome.

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via Facebook... Steve is going to be SO PROUD of all the money I saved shopping with Ashley today. Like literally hundreds of dollars. I'm awesome 😇

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via Facebook... Ready to board flight two...yup, also first class. Hope they have champagne...😘

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via Facebook... So, I called into bed at 4 pm yesterday and I'm still here. Been sleep most of it. Head still attached. Still sleepy.

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via Facebook... Timber woke me at 5 am so I could share his new toy...a still warm dead mouse! He is so proud of himself :) Brave hunter contributing to the family larder. Extra yummies for you tonight. 'Tis the mouse season, when the cats earn their keep. And apparently, so do the dogs.

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via Facebook... Things You May Or May Not Care To Know About Me I want to play video games but I'm too tired to get off the couch and walk the three steps to the computer. And then turn it on. Last night I farted the opening to Smoke On The Water. It. Was. Amazing. I was at a bonfire last night. The dogs have been very clingy and licky and I thought they loved me until I realized they like the smell and taste of smoked Darlene. I'm proceeding with caution and keeping an eye on them. The cats, too. Sneaky bastards. That is all, continue with your day :D

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via Facebook... Hungry but very tired. Decisions to be made. I need a spousal unit lite. Cat says bedtime, so bedtime. Goodnight!

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via Facebook... I need middle night tea and there is no Steve to make it and bring it to me. That is seriously the most tragic thing ever. If I try to prepare something I could hurt myself. And if I don't I could stay up all night with the starving, or just sleep and waste away. Tragic. I miss him.

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via Facebook... I'm listen to music from an album called Delhi 2 Dublin. It is very awesome.

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via Facebook... “we are here #america near our #target…sooooooooooooon.” Sooooooooooooon? Did a key get stuck or am I supposed to read that with a scary ooooh ghost voice? *note the last paragraph http://ift.tt/1xNgQV8

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via Facebook... "As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests." Gore Vidal

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via Facebook... Now I'm listening to the KONGOS. I can't sleep with them on.

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via Facebook... Gooey, by Glass Animals. I just ruined another night of sleep for myself. But I haz a happy.