If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you; I came to live out loud.

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Showing posts with label March 08. Show all posts
Showing posts with label March 08. Show all posts

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... STAHP! I have a new laptop and it keeps DOING THINGS WITHOUT PERMISSION. Like I touch something and then ALL THE KEYS DO SOMETHING ELSE OR SWITCH WHAT THEY WERE DOING. And I still can't figure out how to get all my meme pictures from all my other devices onto it. I am not only old, I am old and grumpy and want all of you off my damn lawn. *shakes fist* Or come over and explain this damn thing to me.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... The Further Adventures of Timber, or A Pirate Must Do What A Pirate Was Born To Do Last night, whilst the house was empty, I breeched the newest kitchen gate (the old one bite Soft Lady's paw). Then I breeched the gate into the bedroom. Then I overcame the obstacles into the treasure room--the room of waters where the cats are given refugees for potty and eating. I finished both newly filled bowls of kitty kibbles. I don't know why Soft Lady keeps them from me, I have no problems (meow) from eating them (meow) at all, and in fact find them quite yummy (meow). Sadly the bedroom gate closed behind me and I was trapped, but being sated I nested ALL THE BLANKETS ON THE BED, finally to be specific liking, which is a huge ball in the middle. And then slept on the couch until peoples came home. Soft Lady didn't seem angry at all. She just shook her head and muttered something about planks and keelhauled and lashes, but after she messed up my perfectly made bed we cuddled to sleep. Although she DID mention my burp smelled of cat. I thought that was rude.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... In the good news/bad news thing. I can still start drinking mimosas at before noon and keep it up until 10:30 pm. I think that deserves s round of bloody applause. Today I feel like someone worked me over with a baseball bat. Zero hangover. But sitting for hours upon his in uncomfortable chairs has frozen my body into a slab of everything hurts. Also I need the most biggest baddest sub with everything on it. Signing out for a nap.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... So Byrum's Sparkle & Shine came out today to clean bathrooms and help me get started organizing my kitchen cabinets...great job!

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... *sigh* I have a bunch of kitchen cabinets emptied. Which means I now have to sort, throw away, and reshelve. *sigh*

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Yay! Just finished facetiming with Steve!