Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Supposed to get to doctor's to get blood pulled. Not happening. Need sleep. Shmaybe later.

Darlene Pineda

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Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Migraine Levels or A Day In The Life Of Darlene One: hit in the back of head with a bat, oh my god I'm going to die, give me pills now sweet baby kittens help me Two: hurts everything pain pain neck injected with concrete teeth are on fire hairs are being nailed into head Three: WHY ARE MEDS NOT WORKING I HATE EVERYTHING GIVE ME SECOND DOSE HAS IT BEEN TWO HOURS? YES? GIVE ME SECOND DOSE NOW Four: hospital. Shmaybe. I'd have to move and I don't know if I can. Also I think I'm supposed to eat. Have I eaten? I'll wait an hour and then I'll go hospital to amputate head. Five: ah. pain releases enough that I'm not dead. weird smells. throbbing. noise hurts. smells hurt my ears. Six: screw this I'm taking a pain pill......ooooooooooooooh. my. god. bliss. Seven: itchy from pain pill. Eight: pain pill wears off Nine: Tide rolling back in. conundrum. limited pain pills because war on drugs. teeth being nailed in. left eye melting.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... So I turned to The Teen and I said, "Teen, I feel like crap. My head feels funny..." The Teen just stared at me. Then I got it... "Oh hush, don't even say it, I can't believe I walked into that one!" The Teen smiled and said, "My work here is done." #sarcasm

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... I have ALL THE THINGS TO DO and yet I feel like ick. I told The Teen I was feeling a bit queasy. He replied, "Oh, did you accidentally look at yourself in the mirror?" We speak fluent sarcasm here. He earned a solid ten for execution.

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... First: I'm still awake. Lists are being made, plans being planned. Brain is busy braining. Second: the serving size for Girl Scout Cookies is one box, right? Because anything else seems silly...