I want to learn to sew. I’ve decided. Oh, I’ve whipped up a curtain or two…but I want to really sew.
Step One: find sewing machine.
Step Two: find instruction manual so I can finally figure out how the underneath-thingy that holds the thread works.
Step Three: admit I can’t find the instruction manual, try to work the underneath-thingy anyway.
Step Four: pound head on desk in frustration.
Step Five: pound sewing machine on desk in frustration.
Step Six: break sewing machine.
Step Seven: go to store and buy new, MUCH BETTER ANYWAY sewing machine, SO THERE OLD SEWING MACHINE THAT DIDN’T WORK ANYWAY, PFHHT. One with an instruction manual THAT I CAN FIND.
Step Eight: sew. All kinds of stuff
On second thought, maybe I should just skip steps 1-6…
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