If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you; I came to live out loud.

~ Emile Zola

Friday, August 23, 2013

Darlene Pineda

via Facebook... Dear Kathy, Timber has informed me that instead of 300 kisses a day he needs 400 kisses a day. When I told him that seemed excessive, he insisted that--instead of fine print--the contract I signed has fine smells which he says requires 400 kisses a day. Now, obviously, I can't smell the 'fine smells', but I can smell a rat, and I just wanted to double check if this is accurate... Thank you, Soft Lady

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