via Facebook... Pirate Terv Handbook, by Timber. Chapter 3, Signature Moves The Tervie Headstand. When you jam your forehead into your human and SLOWLY plop on top of them. The Tervie Kidney Punch. When you need to get your human's attention so you jump up and place your paws on their back. With some authority. The Tervie Silly Grin. Guaranteed to make your human immediately give you cuddles. The Pirate Plunder. Quickly sneaking and grabbing an item beloved by your human (socks and shoes especially) so as to have a game of chase AND get a treat for giving it back. The Pirate Pillage. Sneaking to the counter-top, bathroom, or anywhere else there is something tasty (kitty kibbles are yummy) and having yourself a snack. Bonus points of it is a people food. The Paper Shredder. Bills make humans sad, so it is up to us to grab that paper and shred it into itty bitty bits. All over the floor. Picking it up is good exercise for the humans, so really it's a win-win. Bonus: fiber when consumed helps keep you regular. The Tervie Lean. Self-explanatory. The Snout Jab. Applied to belly, the aforementioned kidneys, arms, legs, and buttocks of humans. When the Kidney Punch fails or your need is urgent. The Herding Nibble. To help humans move faster.
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