via Facebook... Call the Midwife marathon....starting season 3
If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you; I came to live out loud.
~ Emile Zola
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... " He is actively trying to make the people who follow him not only despise de Blasio but despise and oppose any acknowledgement that police can be faulted in any way, that black fear of police has any basis in reality. "
Friday, December 26, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I can't even read or play video games because my eyes hurt and my glasses bother my nose. Full on pathetic. Although the dogs find my leaky nose fascinating.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... My right eye is melting and slowly seeping from my head. The same side of my nose has stopped working at all. Either I caught a glimpse of the Ark of the Covenant and so only getting a partial melt, or my face is actively trying to kill me.
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... decoratedskin: mediocre-latinist: classwaru: "I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about "thanking veterans for their service." As a veteran let me just be very straightforward and honest with you. We didn’
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I'm either dying from plague, the catbola, or I habs a cold. I'm pretty sure it's one of the first two.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Yup, I'm awake. Steve has been sleeping since about 6pm, guess he hasn't adjusted his internal clock yet. I played Skyrim for hours. Nothing got done today. Less than nothing. Tomorrow morning is the traditional "panicked getting ready for company" process along with the "holy shit we need to wrap ALL THE THINGS!...Fuck it, just stick a bow on the Amazon box" ritual. There may also be some "shove it in the closet!" moments. Also, I have no wrapping paper. Brown paper bags, decorated with Sharpies. I think of these creative solutions to problems. Steve snores. The dogs steal my covers. Merry Christmas!
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... He's four. Four. “Once he got inside the office,” the sheriff added, “since he tried to run and kick the deputies, they took the handcuffs off him and put the leg shackles on him.”
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... This. It matters. " Glen Ford says: let's talk about the real threat, an imminent one for the next demonstration. If police can constitute themselves on their own orders--and remember, there's 35,000 of them. They are an army behaving as an army of occupation. If they can constitute their own formations, then what's to stop them from self-assigning 5,000 more cops than are assigned by the commissioner of police to the next demonstration and policing it any way that they see fit? We really are on the verge of a real crisis here. And, of course, we know who the victims would be. They are threatening to take the law into their own hands, to behave as if they are the law. They are showing that the protesters are correct in describing the nature of policing in America as arbitrary, capricious, and racist, and rogue."
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... ---The British lawmakers reported the findings of their mission last month in "A Smokescreen for Slavery: Human Rights Abuses in UK Supply Chains," which detailed problems on North Carolina tobacco farms, including human trafficking, squalid living conditions, a lack of drinking water in the fields, pesticide poisoning, and fear of retaliation for speaking up about poor conditions. The report was released by the Trade Union Group of MPs, for which Lavery serves as chair and Sheridan as vice chair. The visit, they said, left them wondering "how human beings could endure under these conditions without crushing the human spirit."
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Look, I don't think murder is okay. But do not expect me to mourn over dead cops who won't be bothered to mourn over dead civilians. The same police who insist they did nothing wrong and would do it again as they murder unarmed civilians expect me to feel more for their dead then mine? And now they are using those dead cops as an excuse for more violence? To turn their backs on their mayor? To blame protesters who just want accountability? And the NYPD declared war. Even though they got their killer. But they will take it out on anyone who dares to question them.... So where are the good cops? Denouncing the rhetoric of hate and blame? I'm waiting to hear from you....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I am not a Tim Wise fan, but this bit is pretty well said... "The killing of the two officers in NYC is a terrible, horrible crime. AND, here's the thing: If you treat communities like you are an occupying army don't be surprised when folks assume you have declared war on them. And then don't be shocked when some decide to declare war back. Doesn't make it right, but it's damned sure predictable. So long as the NYPD continues to excuse every act of violence done by their members, and so long as they act as though they are above criticism, the war will likely continue, which is tragic for everyone on all sides of it. But unlike the cops, who can't and won't express real remorse for anyone they kill, we who protest them do express remorse for those officers who are killed. That's the difference between us, and it matters. And so long as black people are expected to express remorse for murdered officers who they did not personally kill, while officers are free to say they have no remorse for the black people they kill -- and they would "do it again" -- where supremacy remains in full effect." Tim Wise
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Friday, December 19, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... " 1960s Ionia State Hospital—located in Ionia, Michigan and now converted to a prison. The facility is claimed to have been one of America's largest and most notorious state psychiatric hospitals in the era before deinstitutionalization. The book focuses on exposing the trend of this hospital to diagnose African Americans with schizophrenia because of their civil rights ideas. The book suggests that in part the sudden influx of such diagnoses could be traced to a change in wording in the DSM-II, which compared to the previous edition added "hostility" and "aggression" as signs of the disorder. Metzl writes that this change resulted in structural racism."
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Skyrim. Because real life is kind of crappy. And I can't just shout people into submission...
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Not sleeping. Misha is restless so I'm awake every time she moves. Plus I missed my timing on pain meds so, you know. Pain. Plus I'm frustrated I can't be in New York but I have people depending on me here and I can't just go so I post and tweet and feel like I'm benched. Plus did I mention pain? Also I'm exhausted. And my hands and feet are cold but the rest of me is sort of boiling. And the meds make me itchy. Being an adult is overrated.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I locked my purse and keys in the car. Cop jimmied the door open for me, never asked for ID or registration #crimingwhilewhite
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... White people; If for any reason you feel the urge to start changing #blacklivesmatter to all lives matter and talking about how white people also get killed do me a favor... Don't. Just...don't.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... @Xav711: At this point if a foreign country proposed a "humanitarian intervention" on the US my first question would be "what country?" #EricGarner
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Even if it doesn't matter to the police or the courts... @MsNtuli: If you are raising a young black man, please assure him that, at least in your home and heart, his life matters tonight. #EricGarner
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... @Dreamdefenders: #NYC: #EricGarner’s family will be at Times Square TONIGHT at 5:00PM. There will be at march at Union Square 7:00PM Via: @SKiNNYiLL
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... @dstfelix: Shut down the Rockefeller Tree lighting. Tonight. No longer business as usual. #EricGarner
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... New York you deserve what you get. How the fuck do you do that? I see a road trip in my future...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Misha just had a grand mal seizure. Solid five minutes. Restless and confused now. My baby....
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I had a half mug of soup. I'm now utterly exhausted. And still in pain.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Kidney infection. Or an infected cyst. Either way I'm sick. Could also be a stone but I'm voting against that because it would suck.
Monday, December 1, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... True story: Some white woman just told me "I just believe in staying with my own kind and not marrying out of race" and that is in no way racist. It's just defending her kind. And that I am a racist for not understanding that. Cannot process.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I have the Ebola. Not to share gory details but I lost five pounds last night. My stomach is in full revolt. It even hates ginger ale. Who hates ginger ale? My stomach, that's who. I'm pretty sure I broke a rib and a kidney while tossing my cookies. And the best part? The row of cats. Staring at me. Judging. Cat don't care. Cat wants food in its bowl. Kill. Me. Now.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Friday, November 28, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... A wonderful Thanksgiving, part deux. And Steve, I cooked and did not burn down the house or poison anyone And a most wonderful, fun, created family time was had :)
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Thanksgiving, part deux. Dinner during daylight. Mashed potatoes two ways. Spanish rice. Cranberry relish. Gravy, homemade. And yes, I'm cooking.
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... If the announcer says "alpha" one more time going through the screen to throat punch him.
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... There are people in my kitchen. Cooking. Something orange. I'm afraid.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Um. Sooo...like, most people go shopping at the liquor store and get free samples at the register? Right? Like for buying over a certain amount?
Monday, November 24, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... No justice, no peace. The system isn't broken. That's the problem. It's designed to work this way. These are the lives that matter, the lives that don't. And we have to decide if this is the world we choose to live in, or if we tear it down and rebuild it. Because this is not my country. Today I am ashamed of my country.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Birthday weekend recovery... Soon to lead into Thanksgiving invasion. I'm glad people capable of adulting are coming, especially the cooking parts. I'll hang with the kids and watch the parade and dog show....
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Facebook is not showing me everyone's birthday posts, which makes me sad, but I will hunt them down! For me, please, donate what you can to your local animal shelter...food, litter, toys, old towels and sheets, time. Everyone is hurtng and the animals suffer, too. Best birthday gift in the world :) I love all my wonderful friends and family! And hoist an ale, mimosa, scotch, wine...whatever your beverage of choice is...And think of me doing the same :D (((((HUGS)))))
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Um, everyone sleeps with a dogbelt, right? In case gravity suddenly stops? Or something? #howisleep
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Little known Fact About Darlene: Certain painkillers which barely actually kill the damn pain of a bursitis flare also make me a wee itchy. Not enough to even call it a reaction. Just enough to be annoying enough to make sleep elusive. Because the inside of my nose itches. So now I'm exhausted, in amazing pain, and itchy. But it is better than last night when I was in intolerable pain and exhausted. And I can rub my nose incessantly.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Bursitis flare-up. Ouch. Looks like I'm going to have to do the PT once I get past this. Until then I'm zoinked.
Saturday, November 15, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Now we get to the pintrest, easily amused part of the evening. Also time for middle night tea. But no middle night tea maker and bringer :(
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So important things...My birthday is coming up. No party, I know, I know...I just don't have the energy to do a do for eighty plus! But, as always, I love gifts. And the best gift ever is a donation to your local shelter or SPCA. Money and food, but old towels are usually needed, toys, litter, bleach or cleaners, time...give them a call. Mine takes cans, too, so plenty of ways to help. For me, and for the animals. Because you are just that awesome....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I cannot watch the "Blackbird" video. It feels wrong that it was even recorded, that grief is not for public consumption. My heart breaks and bleeds for that man.
Sunday, November 9, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Okay. I'm in the bed. In the position of sleep. Sleeeep. Oh sleeeeeep. Come out, come out, wherever you are....
Saturday, November 8, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... We have 2 and a quarter hours to go, 134 miles on 64, a full tank of gas, it's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... And for the ride home? Music played loudly with--and pity The Teen--me singing along.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Shopping done! I do love shopping, especial for someone else :D Now home...to my puppies who miss me! Or slept all day and will pretend to miss me when I get home.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men." Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Sunday, November 2, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Filed under: The Fuck Someone Actually Said That Out Loud? On a conversation about a certain Washington team changing their name and why this person was against it and didn't get why it needed to change.... "I'm a white woman so perhaps I don't get it....keep the name"
Saturday, November 1, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Know how I know I'm not feeling well? One book. Got through only one book. I have a stack plus those in the kindle...one? Maybe I'll go to the doctor tomorrow....after I finish at least one more, FFS. I have my pride.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... It is supposed to POUR buckets of rain in a bit. That means likely a migraine triggered, my hips are already aching, and sadly my Middle Night Tea-fetcher and back-rubber and all around doer-of-things is flying back to Places-I-Shall-Not-Go and I'm thinking today is an AWESOME day to bring my tea kettle and a v-cart (really a tote bag but I need to buy a v-cart) to my room and unfold the big warm comforter and switch on the heat and snuggle in for a day of reading, chocolates, and tea. Dogs and cats included, of course.
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Update from Timber: Yeah, Big Man and I have our bromance happening. I live with cats, I'm a pirate and I does what I wants. #bondedinneuterdom #fixedmeansfabulous #ibitejudgypeople
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Sushi stuffed. Steve and I had a massive picnic in bed, even brought the living room tv in to watch British shows while eating Japanese food with Belgian dogs. In other news the pups now know how to eat from chopsticks.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Steve is installing my new toilet seat. It comes with a book of direction. And a warning to not use during thunderstorms. #frankensteinass
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it." --Oscar Wilde,
Friday, October 24, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Home! Dogs were greeted, Steve was sniffed, games were played, balls were thrown. He's fast asleep, five minutes away from snoring. The dogs kindly allowed him a sliver of bed :)
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Made it to the airport to pick up Steve just as a migraine was setting in. The last ten minutes was a race, actually. Glad he can drive home...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Serena Ryder...listen to her. I'm finding every song something to fall into. Album is Harmony.
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Now I'm full and Timber gave me a bedtime mini-facial and hair treatment (I have video if anyone wants to see) and now I sweepy...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I was trying to decide now what to nom for middle night tea and I decided that I'm having a day and I should eat all the options and be fat and bloated, especially since, you know, Steve is coming home tomorrow and I'd hate for him to think I've pining or anything. I'm probably going to regret this tomorrow, but what the hell...I'm even going to use the microwave. In the kitchen. Muahaha!
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Karen! I have a momma cat and her kitten that need a home! Belong to a friend, she can't keep them. Momma is 2, baby is about 6 weeks, there is help with fixing and shots... I can deliver :)
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I had plans but all my spoons are in the dishwasher AND I have a cat on me so OBVIOUSLY I can do none of the things.
Monday, October 20, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I have a very important question for you while I put on my outside clothes to hunt and gather some food stuffs.... If I have a chore list, and I pay someone to do a chore or two, do I get to check it off and consider it an accomplishment? Like I did three whole thing today so now I can rest accomplished? Discuss among yourselves, I'll be back....
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So I was outside and I sat down and decided to see what my dear dogs would do if I was injured so I lay back and started groaning and Misha came bounding over to lick my face and sniff me over and stand protectively over me. Timber ran over and dropped a tennis ball into my face. Pirates have their own rules.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I have stuff I should probably do, like take laundry out the dryer and fold the stuff in the basket and the pile of clothes on the floor of my closet? I'm pretty sure those clothes belong on like hangers and that's where all the stuff I can't find is and if I went through it I could find it AND be able to get into my closet to have room to put away the stuff in the basket if I folded it. I know, If I watch some teevee (I found my remote!) and do the Facebook maybe magic will happen....
Friday, October 17, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... *sigh* I'm too tired to read, don't want to move to the the computer to game, and I can't find the TV remote to watch something. And you, facebook, are boring with all you young kids out doing Friday night things. I might have to either just go to bed or fold my laundry and then go to bed.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... You know when I know it's time to do laundry? When I have to put off taking a shower so I have something clean to wear when I get out, that's how. Now all the things are clean. Mostly because I'm lazy and despite many promises not one of my supposed sister-wives has bothered to show up.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... The Teen has been delivered unto the airport, I'm back home in my bed to go back to my sleep...
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Blind ignorant fear mongering is what made people with AIDS and HIV fucking untouchables in the 80s. I remember that bullshit. So if you don't have something science based and constructive to add to the Ebola conversation shut up. People from Liberia are being denied apartments, people are canceling trips to Africa because they can't tell the difference between countries, it's a bunch of xenophobic racist bullshit and I'm not having it. So stop it. Now. You want something to be afraid of? Go get your flu shot. Wash your hands. Make sure your boosters are up-to-date. And don't pay with strange poop.
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... The Teen: *sneezes* Me: "You have the Ebola!" The Teen: "I'm not shitting myself so I'm safe." #parentingwin #safetyfirst #themoreyouknow
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Annnnd.... Now to begin the process of the putting away of all the things. And making room for the extra things. Ashley...I left the Happy Hippos at your house! And the blue glittery owl!
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I am so exhausted that my attempt to stay awake until I can go to sleep is not working and I may fall asleep before I can fall asleep.which may result in me waking up when I'm asleep.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Steve is going to be SO PROUD of all the money I saved shopping with Ashley today. Like literally hundreds of dollars. I'm awesome 😇
Thursday, October 9, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Ready to board flight two...yup, also first class. Hope they have champagne...😘
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So, I called into bed at 4 pm yesterday and I'm still here. Been sleep most of it. Head still attached. Still sleepy.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Timber woke me at 5 am so I could share his new toy...a still warm dead mouse! He is so proud of himself :) Brave hunter contributing to the family larder. Extra yummies for you tonight. 'Tis the mouse season, when the cats earn their keep. And apparently, so do the dogs.
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Things You May Or May Not Care To Know About Me I want to play video games but I'm too tired to get off the couch and walk the three steps to the computer. And then turn it on. Last night I farted the opening to Smoke On The Water. It. Was. Amazing. I was at a bonfire last night. The dogs have been very clingy and licky and I thought they loved me until I realized they like the smell and taste of smoked Darlene. I'm proceeding with caution and keeping an eye on them. The cats, too. Sneaky bastards. That is all, continue with your day :D
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Hungry but very tired. Decisions to be made. I need a spousal unit lite. Cat says bedtime, so bedtime. Goodnight!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I need middle night tea and there is no Steve to make it and bring it to me. That is seriously the most tragic thing ever. If I try to prepare something I could hurt myself. And if I don't I could stay up all night with the starving, or just sleep and waste away. Tragic. I miss him.
Friday, October 3, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I'm listen to music from an album called Delhi 2 Dublin. It is very awesome.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... “we are here #america near our #target…sooooooooooooon.” Sooooooooooooon? Did a key get stuck or am I supposed to read that with a scary ooooh ghost voice? *note the last paragraph http://ift.tt/1xNgQV8
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests." Gore Vidal
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Gooey, by Glass Animals. I just ruined another night of sleep for myself. But I haz a happy.
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I had some weird iTunes fugue thing happen and I may or may not have just bought and downloaded some 289 songs... Right now Donna Summer followed by Vance Joy. I'm having a good night.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Never slept. No, not insomnia or pain. Or at least not physical pain. Instead it was psychic pain. The pain caused by a kid who has read some blogs and can say things like "evil imperial plans" when discussing sending aid to Africa for the Ebola outbreak and can insist that most if not all military should be arrested for war crimes and put in prison but, of course, has no actual working knowledge of said military and lumps everybody together and calls me biased. And ignorant. Ignoring that my spouse is retired military. And uses multiple ?????? when asking questions to make them questionier. Which actually was the thing that made me twitch. Did I mention still a teenager? And somehow me mentioning that the military contains bunches of marginalized groups and oppressed groups made me a chauvinist. Anyway. My brain hurts. I'm going to eat chocolate and listen to Walken read Where The Wild Things Are to clean my brain.
Monday, September 29, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... And, in the space of seconds, Attack of The Migraine! Feel The Nausea. See The Tension. Watch As Her Hands Shake As She Lifts Up The Water Glass. Laugh As She Struggles To Open The M$
Sunday, September 28, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I just ate so much of Maggi 's banana bread that I'm slipping into a carb coma. I didn't cut off a slice like a normal human being. I broke off a hunk. Almost-midnight snack requires no manners!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I need your input, oh wise Facebook friends.... At what point does evening food turn from second supper to midnight snack to first breakfast? The Teen says a certain amount of sleep must happen for food to be considered breakfast and/or it must be past 4am. I said if it was the last slice of pizza (cold) or a sandwich that would fall under midnight snack, but a cooked meal is second supper before midnight or first breakfast after midnight. Begin....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Okay... think maybe I'll go LOOK at the laundry, fold one or two items, feel tired, and join the dog pile on the bed. It's a plan.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Nap, video games, or laundry folding? Why hasn't someone moved in with me to fold laundry and do other part time adulting yet? I PAY IN CHOCOLATE AND BOOZE! Also books. PM resumes. Must be able to fold laundry, put laundry away, throw tennis balls, play tug, willing to share food with dogs. Occasional other part-time adulting as needed.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So, um...you all share your breakfast with your dogs, right? And they all politely eat off forks like well behaved dogs? That totally isn't weird at all? right? RIGHT?!?!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Steve, I want the breakfast in bed! Which is useless if I have to get out of the bed to cook it. Yes...I'm going into your kitchen. I'm turning on the stove. I'm using the frying pan things. Yes sir, I am. And you cannot stop me. So there. Pffffffft. I am cooking all the things. Ha. Blame the Teen, he said no. I'll send you a copy of the insurance report....
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Blacklist Netflix marathon. Plus cuddles. Life is freaking wonderful.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I was about to get up and do something all useful but a cat sat upon me so now I am cat furniture.
Friday, September 26, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I want food. But I'm tired. But if I try to sleep I'll just think about food. But I'm so tired. Moments when I really miss Steve <3
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... The famous peanut butter bacon cookies! It was hard to get a shot of the dogs eating them as they more inhaled them...the bone shape was an excellent touch :) Requests for cookies and/or recipes go to Maggi, who has won the hearts of my dogs!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Some lucky pirate got a package of peanut butter bacon cookies! They were Omnomnomed up and, I will share, quite tasty. Pictures to follow, but they have been canine approved! Thanks Maggi!
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So you ever have that moment when someone suggests doing something really random and you're like "oh, you don't have to pay for that, I totally used to do that and I still have the stuff!" And it occurs to you that you've had a really really bizarre life filled with the oddest moments? That.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... That's it for today. Done adulting. I'll be in my room being a burrito if anyone needs me....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... There are more painfully boring things than hospital waiting rooms, but not many.
Sunday, September 21, 2014
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... A beloved friend has made for Timber.... Peanut butter bacon cookies. I repeat: peanut butter bacon cookies. For Timber. I have the best friends EVER!
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for." --Laurence J. Peter
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Migraine-fighting superpowers activated. Dr. Dogs Deployed. Agenda: Eat Laundry Civ5 With much dog stuff mixed in. And likely a nap or three.
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... RT @thenation "What kind of people want a war with ISIS? The kind that work for some of the largest military contractors on earth: " http://ow.ly/Buq4v
Friday, September 12, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Anyone want to move in and adult for me? Just for a little bit? I want a vacation from adulting. Enjoying or at least not minding cleaning and fixing random things a plus. There will be booze of assorted kinds and chocolate. Send resumes and samples of adulting...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I'm in an angry stabby HULK SMASH mood. I need pictures of funnies and quirkies and kittens and SQUEE...STAT!
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... A few things: 1. If anyone, especially someone claiming to be a trainer or having some level of knowledge about dogs, recommends that the solution to a puppy--A PUPPY--barking and nipping at the front door when someone knocks and you use your hand to push them back (can anyone tell me what's wrong here to begin with?) is to PICK THEM UP BY THEIR NECK AND CHOKE THEM you should run, run the the fuck away as hard as you can and never let that person near your dog again. 2. If you want to try and defend that training method, please just unfriend and block me now. Thanks.
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Funny story. My ENT tells me I should avoid going outside. On the grass. I must have given him a Look, because he asks how often I go out. "Often", I say. "I have dogs." "They don't sleep with you, do they?" he asks in a rather horrified tone. He gets The LOOK. "Well, can you wash them before bed?" My eyebrow goes up. "Every night? All of them?" "At least wash their paws every time they come in...." We agreed to just pretend the whole conversation never happened.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos." -Stephen Jay Gould
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... My dad got the isomething to put his music on and had to get the iTunes so now he goes to Panera to eat a danish and connect to the interwebz and, as he informed me, "get synched up". When he isn't in the mood for pastry he goes to the library. He's hasn't bought anything, he's just burning years of discs. The Apple guy had to create an email for him to create an iTunes account for him. I love my dad :)
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Okay, migraine hangover decided to morph into full migraine. But I know what it is and how to manage it, so yay me! Ouch....shhhh....yay me,,,, On the plus side my nephrologist gave me an A+ and I don't have to see him for 6 months. So Pfffft. But I haz no ice cream. And that is downright tragic.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I'm...I'm thinking of clearing out some of my books. I'm okay, really. No fever, just...not homeschooling anymore and so many books that were justified as maybe one day...plus I don't read them all anymore. Sigh. Who wants books? Even better...who wants to move in for a week or two, help me clean up my house, and take boxes of books as payment? Food, coffee, cats and adult beverages included, she added hopefully. Pm me if you might want books. Maybe I'll put together a list. Maybe I'll just box up shelves of genres. Depends on my mood. Maybe I'll change my mind and keep them all! It's happened before....
Monday, September 8, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Timber and Misha approve of pot roast and baked potato. We are members of the clean plate club.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Watching Timber make faces while he doesn't eat a piece of celery is the funniest thing ever.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Okay, enough couch. Migraine med and bed. And cuddles. Rainy days and Mondays are winning this round. And maybe chocolate.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... RT @WillMcAvoyACN "Sponsors of the @Ravens include: @AshleyFurniture @DunkinDonuts @Ford @COVERGIRL @YokohamaTC @SUBWAY @PapaJohns @McCormickSpices"
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I lied. I left the bed and I'm curled up on the couch under a blanket with two dogs and a cat eyeing my lap. I feel like I accomplished something. Yay me!
Sunday, September 7, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... First BlueApron meal: salmon over tomato chutney. Cooked by R.j. Amazingly yummy.
Saturday, September 6, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Race was fun! A bit loud. Glad I had headphones. Next time better planning...arrive earlier, softer seats, fill cooler better. But quite enjoyable.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Thing that actually happened: Visiting friends when a young neighbor of theirs wanders over to see what the party is about. A few people are dancing, I'm sitting in a group chatting, I look up and say to the newcomer "oh, you should go dance" "Hey, you got a man here?" Eyebrow raises "No." "I'll let you feel my abs." Side eye and ignore. Later as the party winds down he comes over and asks for names, I turn to the Teen and say "What's a good name to give him?" "Now why would you give me a fake name?" "Because anyone rude enough to pull a 'wanna feel my abs' doesn't deserve my name." "What? I didn't say that!" Now no one else had really heard him, but at this point the Teen speaks up, "On yes you did." And related it verbatim. Everyone just stares at ab guy. Ab guy slowly slinks always. It was pretty awesome. We're still laughing about it.
Friday, September 5, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... That thing...moti, motiv, moto... Motivation. That's it. I don't have any.
Thursday, September 4, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So Timber gave birth to a lovely Tribble today. It really needs a home, so anyone interested in adopting please contact me...experienced owners only, I hear they can be trouble.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... We had the thunder last night. Which means I had a Misha crawl up and try to get inside my skull through under my chin. She finally settle for cutting off blood and air to my head and just needed me to rub her snoot and kiss her nose for several hours. I'm really, really tired.
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit." -Robert Brault
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... My animals tend to cluster around me anyway, but today I'm not feeling well and they are playing Tetris to be able to touch me. On the plus side it's been almost a week since a headache. I love my neurologist.
Friday, August 29, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... First immunotherapy visit. Waiting to see if I blow up like a puffer fish... So far, so good
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Maggi challenged me to name a bunch if books that had an impact in my life. Don't have to be grand literature, just those books I still cling to and re-read every year. So in no particular order: There's a Monster at The if This Book. (I read that about elebenty gazillion times as a child. My mom would patiently act out all the terror with me at every turn of the page). Before school every started A Little Princess. I wanted to be Sara Crewe SO BADLY. I always thought, and still do, that her genuine compassion and kindness was something to be emulated. The first boom that taught me the joys of giving--even if it's your last bit of food, because someone else is much hungrier than you. Little Women. Yes, I'm Jo. Gone With The Wind. Yeah, as I got older I started seeing all the sweeping issues, but even at nine I had issues. But Rhett was my first real literary crush. Isaac Asimov: I, Robot. The cleverness and humanity of the robots and the human detectives. Never a fan of Foundation, but the Robot stories won my heart. High school Why I Am Not A Christian, Bertrand Russell. Also high school. Catholic high school. Teachers loved me :) Death bird Stories; Harlan Ellison. Because an introduction to some of the most power damned writing ever. Read it. Today. Good Omens. Gaiman and Pratchett. Funny, witty, clever, satirical, pointed, and naked truth. All wrapped in dry British humor. Read it today. The works of both those authors. Trust me. A Prayer For Owen Meany. Read the first sentence and if that doesn't intrigue you I don't even know who you are. It is the only book that I spend an hour weeping during, no matter how many times I've read it. The Lucifer Effect; Zimbardo. Why people do evil things. It matters. The Killing Joke; graphic novel. Because all the separates me from evil is one bad day. The Watchmen; graphic novel. Because it matters. Also, Rorschach is my fav. He needs a hug so bad. All of Poe and HP, of course. Les Miserable because me daddy spent months reading it aloud to me. I was seven. It was magic. Okay. I'm in transit and could probably think of others were I looking at my shelves, and on a different day I'd have a different list. I'm going to tag Ashley Campbell, David Rain Beverly, Mark Williams to do the same. If you do so, I owe you a bottle of your choice :)
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I AM SYMBIAN . GIRL NO. I AM AMBIAN GIRL. ABLE TO NOD OFF IN A SINGLE DEVOID SECOND UNABLE TO READ HER KEYBOARD WHICH SEEMS TO BE MOVING THE LETTERS STUPID AROUND. THE SCREEN IS QUICKLY... NO IT ISN'T. THE SCREEN IS WOBBLY (YES YES YES). I'M ALSO EATING. THINGS. SANDWICH. CHUCK LATE.NO RIDICULOUS. CONCENTRATE YOU CAN DO THIS...... CHOCOLATE ! AND MUCH OF IT! Get in my belly. My cat looks.disgusgusted with me. Bes a cat. He always looks thag wah
Thursday, August 28, 2014
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of the gun." -Martin Amis
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots." -Barbara Ehrenreich
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... If there are gods, there would be a god of chocolate. She'd be a little round thing, with chocolate stains on her toga, throwing bon bons at people. She's how you find that bar hidden at the bottom of your bag at a desperate time when you thought you were out...
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Okay, I'm getting a dashcam. I'd like one that records forward and back, and if one exists that will livestream all the better. Recommendations from those that know such things? Also, is go-pro the handheld video camera of choice? Is there better, cheaper, whatever-er?
Friday, August 22, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... At the neurologists, waiting. Eventually I'll find someone who can help! Where's Dr. House when I need him?
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Okay, time to do ONE OF THE THINGS! Maybe even two, if I'm feeling good :)
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... RT @suey_park ""I can't believe this is happening" is a confession of privilege."
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Update from Timber: I need help. Soft Lady has a problem. She keeps going "SQUEE THERE IS A POOFLE ZOMG YOU HAVE POOFLES!" and plucking chunks of undercoat from me. The Cat says she is harvesting my coat for nefarious purposes. Also, when I start running around they call me Tervnado. okay, gotta go, it's Poo O'clock...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So that 2048 game? Got it! Won twice (had to repeat the results to make sure). Once you get the pattern down it's not that hard. Is there one that goes higher?
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I was going to do things but Timber crawled over me for his second nap. My left arm is pinned beneath his legs, and his head is across my chest, his eyes are closed and he's snuffling quietly in his sleep. I CAN'T EVEN REACH A CAMERA! He is super cuddly and adorable today,
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... OMGWTFBBQ. So I see a strange name like one of my posts and I go to see who it is: It's a guy who is following me (On the facebook, not in real life) and his wall is full of these pictures of woman dressed all sexy and stuff... I blocked him, but EWWWWW! All his pages were like "Sexy Matches" and stuff like that. Eww.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... My days-long headache just erupted into a ball of flaming butter knives jabbing into my brain and behind my right eye. And into my right ear. Possibly slowly burning my skull away to expose what brain I have left. Also, they are butter knives because sharp ones wouldn't hurt as much as dull blades. Also, I think my lower jaw may fall off. Also, don't tell me to go into a dark room and close my eyes because I can't because my brain doesn't just stop because it's being attacked with knives of fire.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... This. Thank you Christopher "WTF is it with people being so clueless about addressing problems in our society directly, and talking about issues in a responsible, healthy manner? The entitlement of ignorance, and the tactic of avoidance frustrate me to no end." If I hear one more person try to defend #Ferguson police I might literally have blood come shooting out my eyes. It's racism, it's wrong. The only "discussion" is white people trying to defend their privilege and deny racism. Stop. Just stop.
Monday, August 18, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... RT @MrMilitantNegro "#Ferguson Is WORLDWIDE. Demonstrators At The US Embassy, London Stand In Solidarity With #Ferguson #HandsUpDontShoot http://ift.tt/1pAIfVe"
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... #Ferguson about to get worse with the National Guard coming in. My heart is heavy. Any plans for buses or car pools to support protesters? Local demonstrations?
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... My Misha had the poops. All night. Every two hours or so. Her wake-up-Soft-Lady method is to breath heavily in my face. If that doesn't work she jams her snoot under the neck and flips me over. I haz a tired. She seems to be doing fine now...
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Sinus...pressure...too much. Teeth hurt. I also have this pain in my chest. I was almost convinced I was having a heart attack but it turns out I had smacked myself on something (oh, like Timber's head) and I have a small bruise. My brother Brian assured me that my heart was very safe in the jar by the bed where I keep it. Also I need a small rest day after vacation. Time for first nap.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So this is how my day has gone....on a post defending the police of Ferguson as being real swell people. ____________ Me: Any good cop who protects a bad cop is a bad cop. When cops show up in riot gear they invite riots. When they show up and walk with protesters in peace they actually do their job of serving and protecting the people. They gunned down an unnamed teenager. Their integrity is in question. They have no integrity as long as murdering teenagers is okay. Her: I thought you had unfriended me, I liked that better. Honestly, YOU CAN FUCK OFF _________________ The level of actual discourse on other threads have gone about the same, meaning mostly just insults and babbling. But we have no race problems at all, obviously, because that's what white people say....
Friday, August 15, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I am home from a week away. I do not like being home. Home is where things are messy because I wasn't home for a week to keep things semi-organized. Also home is where mail that has bills is. And also dirty stuff I was able to ignore for the week. I think I need to just keep visiting people so I'm never home. That's like the ultimate lazy way to never vacuum again. Besides, away I had really wonderful friends come visit me! Need to do more of that!
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... “@brassiest: #Ferguson MT @ShimonPro: Cpt. Johnson: There will be no teargas tonight, has ordered cops to remove gas masks http://ift.tt/1rxKl6M”
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I am so angry. So full of rage. And yet I'm not being arrested and likely my son will never be harassed or shot on the street with his hands in the air. I am so sad, and I feel so powerless. But really, I have the privilege of not having to explain to my child how to not get shot. How to talk to a cop for being pulled over, again, for having the audacity of driving while black. I don't know what to do. Drive to Ferguson and be a witness? Get gassed and arrested? Stay here and post angry Facebook statuses? How do I use all the privilege and power I have to make sure no more children die in the streets? And if this is the anger and grief I feel, what do those in Ferguson feel? I can't imagine that much pain. That much grief. This has to stop. We have to all stand up and say that this stops here. Now. That we will not let this be the legacy we leave for our children. We must never just be bystanders. We need to fix this. And it starts with us. And ends with us.
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... The Timber Diaries, Beach Edition.... In Which Soft Lady gets Assaulted and Assanded by Evil Ocean Waves and Discovers Sand in ALL THE PLACES Timber Teaches Soft Lady the Joys of Naked Outdoor Showers and How Sandy Dog Hair has Excellent Exfoliating Powers Aliens Disguised as Paper Bags try to Infiltrate the Dog House Timber Chases a Deer but Doesn't Jump the Fence! Many Women Love on the Pirate and the Pirate nibbled on Much Hair ;)
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Friends, I need your help! My watermelon tequila thing isn't happening...the tequila bottle is still almost full and won't drain into the watermelon. If I try to pull out the bottle it's going to glub all over. HALP! How can I save this experiment!
Monday, August 11, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Just like Pagliacci did I try to keep my sadness hid Smiling in the public eye But in my lonely room cry the tears of a clown When there's no one around
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself." --Robert Green Ingersoll
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Mom: "do you want the clam chowder soup?" Kid: "does it have clams in it?" Mom: "not really, they just say that." #cantmakethisup
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Tis not fair that, after waking me up, the dogs are peacefully sleeping again and I'm awake. I'm on vacation! I should be sleeping!
Friday, August 8, 2014
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Packing for the beach = two laundry baskets. One full of clean clothes nested in the other. Sheets and towels already packed. Beach stuff needs packing. Ug. Fridge stuff. Not bringing much, stores at the beach.... PACK ALL THE THINGS!
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Sigh. I need to bandage my feet (New shoes, sweaty feet, much walking to bathrooms and beer. Not that those two last things are related. At all), get dressed, and be ready for my message at 1. Yes, you wish you were me today. It's a hard life but someone has to do it.
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... If the distortion wasn't so bad that the lyrics were unintelligible maybe this wouldn't be torture? Or am I just freaking old? Holy shit, I'm old. I am old getting mad at this newfangled music, omg.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Off to the ENT to see if he can do something useful for the vertigo, then off to wander VA under NIN and Soundgarden.
Monday, August 4, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... The Teen puts together one kick ass playlist. Only one skip in 147 songs. He has far surpassed me in music.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Stopped for fuds. Truck stop, because they have the best fuds. The Teen had a great idea that we should travel all over and blog and vlog and yelp and Instagram all our adventures. We might try some short trips and see how we do. Four more hours until I'm home with my puppies...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... True dog facts: Lacey enjoys eggs and bagels with cream cheese. True story.
Sunday, August 3, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... First she snuggled with The Teen, now she's letting me share her pillows :)
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Had a great dinner with Lacy, now I'm back in the room drinking crappy wine made better with the addition of some sprite....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Meet Lacey! She is off to a life of adventure, complete with big sister Stella Mae and pig sister Piggy Sue. So happy that Christina made space for this lovely girl!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Get up, pack, drive to Charleston, SC! Just overnight, a friend of a friend needed a dog rehomed, so I get to drive an Aussie girl halfway :)
Saturday, August 2, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Sometimes you just have to get Soft Lady's attention by crawling right up her. And then snuggling in. A pirate requires huge amounts of love, you know.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I slept until noon. Granted, I feel asleep late because of my nap, so it was a normal 7.5 hours of sleep, but I haven't done that in years! Felt good :) Hip not hurting so much. Got sleep. Have an awesome husband. There are my three positives for today :)
Friday, August 1, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So...when they inject the bursa they include lidocain and some other longer-term numbing agent. They have worn off. My thigh muscle are like a rock, and it feels like someone jammed a sharp pointy thing into an already-sore hip and dug around with it.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... And....I'm awake. Didn't take a pain pill at the scheduled time. Because I'm a dumbass, that's why. Because it didn't hurt that bad.... ....Because I was on the pain pills. Forgot that part. See above. Or, to be fair, I was a wee zoinked. Corrected and now y'all get the pleasure of my company for an hour or so!
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I just found the most amazingly comfortable position.... aaaaaaannnnnnddddd now I have to use the bathroom. Don't worry, I know it's dangerous in there...Timber will come with!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I've been tagged to say three positive things for the next three days. I generally hate these things, but positive is good, so I'll do it. But I'm not tagging anyone, y'll can decide if you want to play yourselves :D 1. I am thankful that I have medical insurance to see the doctor to get my hip fixed. And that I have doctors who listen to me, who take me seriously, who work with me. 2. I am thrilled to pieces that I have a teenager who is not only snarky and sarcastic but also kind and generous and loving . Who will drive me to the doctor's office and get my prescriptions filled and run to fetch dinner and pick up groceries and help me drive to another state to rehome a dog and is clever and funny and responsible and quirky and everything wonderful. But don't tell him I said so, he'll get all embarrassed. 3. I am lucky beyond belief to have the luxury of a washing machine and dryer, to do my laundry in my own home, to fold it in front of the TV (with extra help from the dogs, who were concerned that all the dog hair had been removed from said laundry), and to have space to put those clothes away. Let alone the privilege of having new clothes that need washing. I remember times when I had none of those things, and I'm grateful beyond measure for having them now.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." --J.K. Rowling
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... TheTeen and I are going to see NIN and Soundgarden on Tuesday! Whoo hoo!
Monday, July 28, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "We are social creatures to the inmost centre of our being. The notion that one can begin anything at all from scratch, free from the past, or unindebted to others, could not conceivably be more wrong." ---Karl Popper,
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... The ice cream truck is passing by. It is playing the theme from The Godfather. I think I shall not be getting any ice cream today.
Friday, July 25, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "The less justified a man is in claiming excellence for his own self, the more ready he is to claim all excellence for his nation, his religion, his race, or his holy cause. A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people's business." ---Eric Hoffer Which kind of explains so many things...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Actual conversation from earlier Scene: backyard, throwing tennis balls. Timber is running towards me when a fat buzzy bee brushed by his side, barely touching his fur. He immediately sprung fifteen feet in the air while flipped around before running to me... T: Did you see that! I think I was shot! SL: It was a bee T: a speeding beeuuuuulllllet. Did you see how fast I jumped away? SL: the bee was already half the yard away T: need to keep guard, there might be more. I'm going to go investigate that patch of grass over there.... SL: what about your ball? T: I'm investigating, woman! Don't distract me with tennis balls! SL: (gives a hard look) what did you just say? T: I'm investigating, to...ah...keep you and Misha safe. No rabbit pellet is left unlicked, no grass not sniffed, with maybe a small taste. He's been cautious around those evil bees. He is awed because Misha chases them, so now he runs behind her for, I don't know, support? Anyway, if you hear tell stories of a pirate getting shot whilst carrying his treasure...it was a bee. A bee that didn't even sting him.... My brave boy :D
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "So I accept these awards on behalf of the cake bakers and all of those other women who can do some things quite as important, if not more important, than flying, as well as in the name of women flying today." -Amelia Earhart
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Rhetorical questions: "Why the hell is my bed filled with with dog biscuit crumbs?"
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... And...No sleep for me. I'm thinking I need to get another shot in my hip for the bursitis. It's back with new and improved pain! And if you order in the next twenty minutes you get two hips for the price of one! I haz an ouch.
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Less than twenty fours to go....off to the desert oasis for Steve. I'm being all matter-of-face and calm, but shhhh....inside I haz a sad.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Okay, so SOMEONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS BUT WHOSE INITIALS ARE Tamara Cohen left two boxes of this...stuff. This wonderful, delicious, addictive stuff. That now I must hunt down, for I require MOAR! ALL THE TimTams are being eaten. In bed.
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "In any free society, the conflict between social conformity and individual liberty is permanent, unresolvable, and necessary." --Kathleen Norris
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Saying goodbye, but it won't be another thirty+ years before we do this again!
Sunday, July 13, 2014
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Friday, July 11, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Getting ready for THE BEACH! And tomorrow? A friend I haven't seen in some thirty (mumble mumble mumble) years! Looking forward to seeing you again, Tamara! Next visit I come to you :D But tonight, My Daddy. The Most Interesting Man In The World. He doesn't often do commercials, but when he does he hires the Dos Equis guy to play him.... Stay thirsty, my friends.
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Thunderstorms and tornado warnings...meaning thunder-floof and blankets and comforting puppies. And headaches. Fabulous.
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... In bed, with dogs, hiding from the Big Dog In The Sky who is barking up a storm (ha! See what I did there?) and sending me into a fabulous headache. I'm over climate change, kthanksbie. I'd like non-stormy weather back...
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... My bodies revenge for having a good past week: The Everything Hurts At Once edition.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Timber Update, by Timber... The Big Man is back. Usurper of my bed. Soft Lady has a new game. She says "I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE!" and then we kissy face for like three hours. It's required, since SHE WENT AWAY AND CAME BACK WITH THE USURPER. So owes me many kisses. Also, Pirates like ice cream. I thought everyone knew this?
Monday, July 7, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Say hello to Ambian Darlene! My super power is tips, i mean, typos and blathering on and losing my train of....do you smell bananas? I swear I smelled some... Any bout, my fingers have forgotten how to finger and not in a dirty way. The typing and the swyping...not so good. My body feels every second of its age today. Too much walking and sitting this past this week. And my sinuses are unhappy. So they exploded and are occupying the rest of my head. While i eat the ice cream of Colbert....yum
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -Robert A. Heinlein
Sunday, July 6, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Some jerk comes running up to the gate and discovers the flight has left. Forget that the desk has been paging him for twenty minutes, or that he didn't come from another flight but was likely sitting somewhere in the airport, it's obviously the fault of the agents at the desk. There is just no need for abusive language towards others because you couldn't get somewhere in time. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine. Jackass turd.
Saturday, July 5, 2014
Friday, July 4, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "The best way to be more free is to grant more freedom to others." Carlo Dossi
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Done. For today. Steve's travel and time difference caught up and he is snoring--loudly--beside me.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Facebook, you obviously don't know me if your suggested group is "I dislike dogs"
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis." Thurgood Marshall
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... #thingsmyhusbandsays "Wow, it's nice to see women walking around in regular clothing..."
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Yup. Football, champagne, food, and snuggles with my Steve... That's the plan!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... AND I FORGOT TO PACK MY TIARA! Sherilyn, we may need to go shopping...
Monday, June 30, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Nope. I go on vacation tomorrow, see my husband after 7+ months...I'm now officially ignoring the world outside my little bit. Nope, for the next few days I'm on vacay and I'm not going to get upset or worry or plot or plan... At least not until I meet up with Sherilyn and we get going... So until Wednesday. I am off until Wednesday!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I feel sick. Ginsburg's dissent is 35 pages...that will be some intense reading.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Clothes to pack -- check Shoes -- personals -- sundries -- boarding passes -- check Two out of five ain't bad?
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Stayed up too late. Now I haz munchies. And if I try to sleep I'll be thinking about food. And if I try to eat I'll be sleepy.
Sunday, June 29, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "The test of a democracy is not the magnificence of buildings or the speed of automobiles or the efficiency of air transportation, but rather the care given to the welfare of all the people." Helen Adams Keller,
Friday, June 27, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... It is 3 pm and I've accomplished about zip today. Le sigh. Oh le well, I le shall be lazy...
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... How you get a grumpy pirate to sleep: 1. Head scritches for at least two hours 2. SLEEP! Which means not moving until elebenty hours have passed.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "Our society must make it right and possible for old people not to fear the young or be deserted by them, for the test of a civilization is the way that it cares for its helpless members." --Pearl S. Buck
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... In bed. Misha is sleeping. Timber has stopped his obsessive quest to reach his sac and yank out his stitches. Well, at least for now he has. He is actually....shhhh...sleeping. And relaxed. So Misha and I are getting in some girl time. Pin a few things, read a few posts, and drift off to sleep...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... GAH! I really have to get out of the house....in a few days, in a few days....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -- George Orwell
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I feel like this should be well understood, but it's been brought to my attention that some people thing that sarcasm--in every context-- is just plain bullying. Mean, and signifies an inability to have a deep friendship because one keeps people at bay. Also it means one is deeply insecure and has low self esteem and lacks knowledge of their true self. *pauses to laugh* Now, I would take the time to dispute all that, but why bother? If sarcasm really bothers you, well, there's the door. I cherish the sarcasm of my friends, and nurture it in my kid, and hone my own. And I'm sure not going to change because of some psychbabble claptrap. Sarcasm: one of the many services I offer. A language I speak fluently. And one which I quite enjoy.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Building the IKEA thing. Hoping I remember how it all goes. Thank goodness the Teen is doing the heavy lifting. Timber and I are supervising because I have to fill the thing after it's built.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Today is video games on the couch, because if I try to do anything else the dog whining sends hot spears of lava through my brain.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Skittles and Diet Pepsi....it's what for breakfast. Don't even point out that it's after noon...Timber is at the healed-enough stage to be actively pitiful and needing constant petting, I'm happy I managed to shower...
Monday, June 23, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I am trapped by a finally-at-rest Timber. I hope SOMEONE will bring me food before I expire...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Woken repeatedly through the night by an itchy, aggravated dog. Got nothing but time and a Do the Thing list ahead of me. Along with vertigo, still with me because why not? So I'm going back to sleep. Some days are not worth adulting.
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I did my nails today, YAY! I polished a dog hair (or cat hair, really could be either) into my thumb nail. Boo. I'm going to pretend it was an intended design. Yay! It wasn't on my Doing the Thing list originally, but I have since added it to the Doing the Thing list so I could then check it off that list. Those playing at home can also check it off. Ah, so satisfying! I did do the laundry thing and closet thing, too. Not the IKEA thing. Saving something for tomorrow.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Today is the day to do the things. Laundry/closet things. Build Ikea things. Throw away/donate things. Clean things. I'll start by playing some video games while lounging on the couch with two very happy dogs...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Awake. One hour forty six minutes of sleep. Timber had an itch. Which meant a half hour of mad spins in a thwarted attempt to get to his private bits. We are both rather grumpy now. Sleep?
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Yay! Timber is feeling so much better he actually moved to his usual spot, so Misha is very happy to be back on my lap.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I DID THE THING! I feel so proud and accomplished. And another thing is in progress, so that totes counts as TWO things. I am on FIRE!* *Not literally. That would be very owie.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I am so beyond tired. Timber seems more relaxed today, he's even sleeping. Maybe later I'll be able to shower and do laundry and all that stuff people do in Not Having A Sensitive Dog World. He's so darn sweet, I've hated setting him so upset, glad he's feeling better.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Ah, thunderstorms. You roll in, get my dogs all worked up so I'm awake and then roll the fuck out like nothing ever happened. Leaving me to clean up your mess. *sigh* Fine. Back to sleep. Maybe. Hope so.
Friday, June 20, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... You know that thing, where you're so tired you don't have the energy to sleep? That.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Timber is asleep again....And calm. Shhhhh, I'm going to try to catch some zzz's....
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Timber is awesome, Timber is great. Because I really love him I'm staying up so late! Timber is terrific, Timber is so rad. The reason why I can't sleep Is 'cause Timber lost his 'nads... Pirate poetry
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... And now, the thunderstorms. And my previously calm Misha is crawling into my lap, which is occupied by a Timber who is NOT needing comfort at all but just needs cuddles. Yup...It's going to be another looooooong night.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Update from Timber Hello! Yesterday Soft Lady took me on a drive and I got sleepy and, and....Gentle Reader, I apologize, but there is no way to phrase this more delicately....I think they did something to my testicles. I haven't been allowed to examine the area...Soft Lady did magic and now there is a force field around my head that stops me from cleaning my private areas...And I can't imagine WHY anyone would want my testicles removed. Plus it itches and I can't scratch. This makes no sense. Anyway, I'm sorry of consumed with concern about my testicles. I can't even hump George, I'm so worried. And itchy. Itchy and worried is a bad combination. On the plus side I'm getting lots of snacks. Hand fed. Cheese! On a schedule, like every six hours. I hope this continues after I find my testicles....
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... It's going to be a looooong night. Poor Timber got tutored today, but because one testicle didn't descend it required abdominal surgery to find it. So he's drugged up, itchy, owie, without balls, and refuses to wear the cone of shame...he's a pirate, he needs to retain some dignity! Yes, inflatable collar getting overnight, arrives tomorrow. Yes, note to self: train puppies on cones of shame.
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Vertigo'd so hard I ended up on my ass in the bathroom. Which was okay, because I could find the pill I dropped and bent over to look for which led to said vertigo dropping me on the floor. Going to spend the day doing online classes, playing video games, napping, and, should the dogs wake up from some serious Sunday slumber, maybe clicking and treating and training. Although they keep telling me to go back to bed so we can dog pile into a nap...
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... My ear actually hurts. I see my ENT on Tuesday, so I'm trying to hold out until then. Stupid allergies giving me stupid vertigo. On the plus side I can get the Teen to fetch me things. "Oh Teen! I haz a thirst, can you fetch me some fluids? I would get it myself but I might topple over...."
Friday, June 13, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Kathy, I got home just in time. Vertigo is out. Of. Control. And it's terrible being nauseous and hungry at the same time. Oh well, my dogs needed some extent smuggling and I can use my time to read, make notes, and process everything I learned this past week :)
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Arrrr! The Pirate Queen and her Minions be marauding on the beach! Beware!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Pirates invade the Outer Banks! Witness the pillaging! Turn away from the plundering! Arrrr!
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Playing...err...marauding on the beach! One Rummy and one Timber. And one orange ball.
Monday, June 9, 2014
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Friday, June 6, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So excited! Two beautiful paintings to frame and hang! Thank you so much Raquel Rodriguez! I love them!
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Why are all the "people you may know" people I don't know and have never heard of?
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Things to do: gazillion elebenty plus one. Motivation to do things: 0.00003201
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Not sleeping. Time to snack. Not because it'll make me sleepy, but because since I'm awake I may as well enjoy something tasty...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Today is the day of Pissing Off Darlene By Being SO BLOODY STUPID That I'm Face-Palming The Back Of My Skull. 1. MRA trying to convince me--you'll love this--that NOT ALL MRAs. Really. 2. Man repeatedly asking, on post detailing how men don't need to take space in feminist spaces, but instead use the privileged spaces they occupy, if I could explain more about that to him because he really needs to understand better in order to actually be a feminist. Also, he took a college course. 3. Woman calling me darling after explaining how sexy shoes lead to being raped... and 4. woman wanting to criminalize certain types of birth to "protect teh babies" even though it's been shown that doing so only discourages women from seeking medical care. Then blocking me when I pointed out that controlling women's bodies is no cause for celebration. Seriously, am I being set up here? On any given day ONE of these would be enough. All four? The interwebz is trying to kill me...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Thoughts for my brother, Brian, who is in the hospital. Kidney biopsy done, waiting for results, likely rejection needing some treatment. You know, I originally asked for a puppy :D
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I am listing right and pinballing off things. Also occasionally grab onto random items to help me stay upright. Misha and Timber seem to just know to stay still for a few moments while my head stops the spinning and the twirling. Good dogs! Brought to you by Plant Porn. Plant Porn: having teh sex in your yard and spewing pollen all around you. Because, deep down, nature hates you.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Awake. Why? Because Timber had an emergency poop situation which requires immediate outside, and Misha then decided to puke up all over the bed. Going to try for more sleeps....
Monday, June 2, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Eating comfort doughnuts because they totally help with the allergies and vertigo and such....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Up, dinner eaten, tv watched. Put up new and improved hammock, thanks to hardware by R.j. , among with his assistance. Back to bed because the world is spinny and wobbly.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Annnnnnnnnd... Vertigo. Thank you, thank you! I'd take a bow, but I'd likely fall over.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Off to do the PT. I may or may not survive to do food shopping after. Which means I may or may not eat later. We need more delivery in this area :D
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So. So. So. Tired. Lessons learned: 1. Driving for 15+ hours over the course of a few days is no longer doable. Or, more accurately, is doable but not when mixed with anything else. Like walking, talking, or doing things other than sleep. 2. If I don't stay on top of my allergies my ears get clogged, which gives me the vertigo. It also, I've just learned, will give me the motion sickness while driving. Driving while having the motion sickness is unbelievably horrid. Trust me on this. Moral: Fly more.
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Friday, May 30, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I had a dilemma. Getting sleepy, but i haz a cannoli. In the fridge. In the other room. So far away. And it calls me.....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So....biofreeze is awesome. Also awesome? My dad. Who I will be visiting this weekend. So I can meet for lunch around NOVA tomorrow, and maybe eat while the traffic goes away. and I'm going to hit Ikea Sunday on my way home, so anyone wants to shop with me and stop for Swedish meatballs and ligonberry soda, let me know. That you can also help me pack my car with stuff is incidental. Promise :) Trying to remember everyone who lives there....I'll tag you if I think you do :) and i if I've left out anyone, add yourself !
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Survived deep tissue massage, barely. Head isn't surviving the front coming through. Plus hip hurts. Plus foot hurts. My entire right side, from head to foot, has decided to hate me today.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "Be certain that you do not die without having done something wonderful for humanity." ~ Maya Angelou That.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Today: Recover from yesterday's PT Deep tissue massage Recover from deep tissue massage
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Notice how I'm not sleeping? About that... Did my first real PT today. Thought it was actually pretty mild. HA! My hips don't lie, they are on FIRE. But not in a good way. And then I'm feeling noshy but I really ate plenty today so I'm busy trying to convince myself I'm not hungry. Which only makes me think about food. More. Sleepover at the capitol. Wish I could have been there. Wanting to know what's happening. And I think I'm going to start a wedding officiant business. Which means I've been buying books and researching it. Sara, you want in on this? We can handle a larger area as a team! And I'm starting new dog trainer training classes next week, and I'm going to visit my daddy this weekend....anyone in NOVA, if you want to meet for lunch on my way up on Friday, let me know! There are so many people I'd love to see! I need a wee fridge under my bedside table. Must make this happen.
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I was about to get up and make the coffee so I can do the walking and such, but Timber just laid across my legs. Trapped! Oh well, nothing else to do but first nap....
Monday, May 26, 2014
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... I have a headache. I also have a hungry. And, sadly, an extreme lazy. Also poor planning skills because I should have brought something to the bedroom.
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Crazy harsh headache. Started as sinus, then set up shop on the right side of my skull, now it's on the left side. And my jaw. Well, I've actually had a good couple of weeks....
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... And...good night. I plan on sleeping until time for second second breakfast....
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... *deep breath* So it looks like it might get be weeks yet (knock on wood it happens that fast) before insurance does its job and, you know, gets my house repaired. Because having a quarter of my house uninhabitable is so much fun. Talking to them gave me a rage headache. I hate this game of "let's see if she's easily intimidated or ignorant. Let's see if we can not live up to our end of the bargain. It's not like she's been paying us or anything." I promise to not pretend I'm replacing a diamond-encrusted good lamé carpet and you just replace what the hell is broken. Deal? Oh, and if you think you got it easy because the husband isn't here to "handle" things? Because you're talking to the little lady? Oh boy do you have a lot to learn...go on, speak slowly and use small words again. C'mon, I dare you...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... That's it, going to collect bottle caps, walk the Divide, complete some quests...
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Big adventures today: Haircut. Explain to insurance company that clean up is swell, thanks, but monies for repair and replacement are also part of the gig and the check number needs to be moved by a decimal point. No, THAT way, goober. Since I have been sucked into project creep, find homes for all the displaced item currently lounging in my room. Anyone local want stuff? I got stuff, and I'm getting sick of the stuff I got. Including some shoes. I'm quickly getting into the "Oh, just take it, I never want to see it again" mood. Remember to never read the comments. Threaten to shut down interwebz as a motivating tool for The Teen to do a chore or three about the house. Remember that I can't actually shut it down, because than how would I talk to you? Appreciate the relationship with my kid, based on empty threats and sarcastic comments :)
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... So...I did the PT. Physical therapy. Great pride. Trainee, so we did ALL THE TESTS, just too practice. And learn. And what did we learn? I'm supposed to tighten my abs a few times a day. And tuck in. No crunches, I'm apparently not ready for any extreme moves like that yet. No lifting anything over ten pounds. NO running. I'm encouraged to walk ten minutes a day. No standing or sitting for more than 30 minutes at a time. I recline to exercise. On the one hand I feel so validated that I was in fact hurting, and hurting badly enough to get me to here, and getting worn out when I tried to push through because my body was damaged, not because I was just a lazy skacker On the other hand I feel slightly pathetic. FFS, most of my cats weigh more than ten pounds. From here to 13.1 seems like a long, long way. I'm embarrassed that my tone is overcooked pasta. My shape is rumpled. Tell me I'm awesome, I will be on this like chrome on a Harley. Matching straight ahead! Soon I will be all the buff and the tone!
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... "my days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle..."
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Text conversation that just happened between the Teen and I: Me: FOODS! Please. I'm dying :( Teen: You won't let me let you die :( _______________ I really don't know where he gets it, but I am a damned proud mama right now. *sniff* My little boy, all snarky
Darlene Pineda
via Facebook... Yeah, I like this one better. "That girl you called a slut in class today. She enjoys sex and has slept with a few people. And that's none of your business. The pregnant girl walking down the street. She had unprotected sex with her boyfriend and got knocked up. And that's none of your business. The boy you called lame. He spends most nights in his room playing video games. And that's none of your goddamn business. That girl you pushed down the other day - wait, what? You go around pushing people down? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you some kind of savage? Jesus. Anyway, that girl you called fat - she eats whatever the hell she wants to, because it's her body and that's none. Of. Your. Business. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars. Okay. I just - were you raised by wolves? Particularly ill-mannered wolves? Who were also assholes? I don't care if the old man got the scars in WW2 or Korea or from that time his meth pipe blew up in his face. You don't go around making fun of people. This is basic stuff that you learn in kindergarten. You think you know them . Guess what? It doesn't matter if you do or don't. You treat people the way that you would like to be treated. It's not about whether or not someone is going to jump off of a bridge because of your hateful, pricktastic comments, it's that making hateful, pricktastic comments makes you a hateful prick. And if you can't manage to function in society without going around being hateful prick to people, maybe you should go back to the rude asshole wolves who raised you. Sound fair?"
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